November 20, 2012

A Quick Thanksgiving Blog

By Paul Bieber

Elaine and I wish all of my readers a happy and turkey-filled Thanksgiving with family and friends.

Here’s a couple of thoughts on starting the conversation around the dinner table.

What sound does a turkey’s cell phone make?


What is the Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite song?

          “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas.”

What sound did the turkey make to the the turkey hunter?


What are the feathers on a turkey’s wing called?

          Turkey feathers, of course.

What happens when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

          Enough drumsticks for the whole family!

How do you make a turkey float?

          Two scoops of ice cream, root beer and a turkey.

Have a great holiday!