July 5, 2016

Let’s Have Some Plain Old Fun!

By Paul Bieber

Here are twelve G-rated jokes. The answers will be at the end of the page, so don’t peek.

  1. How do you make anti-freeze?
  2. Why did the cowboy aim his gun at the fan?
  3.  What is the best way to avoid diseases caused by biting insects?
  4. What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
  5. How many apples grow on trees?
  6. If we breathe oxygen during the day, what do we breath at night?
  7. Did you know I was a life saver at the beach last year?
  8. What did the Invisible Man call his parents?
  9. What goes putt, putt, putt, putt?
  10. A rooster lays an egg on top of the hill.  Which way does the egg roll?
  11. If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer’s field, how many F’s are in that?
  12. What animal can jump higher than the tallest tree?
  1.  Put ice cubes in her bed.
  2. He was just shooting the breeze.
  3. Don’t bite any.
  4. Don’t sleep in your clothes.
  5. All of them.
  6. Nitrogen
  7. What flavor were you?
  8. His transparents.
  9. A bad golfer.
  10. Silly, roosters don’t lay eggs.
  11. There are no F’s in ‘that’.
  12. Any animal.  Trees don’t jump.

Smile, laugh, now go back to work.