July 5, 2016
Let’s Have Some Plain Old Fun!
Here are twelve G-rated jokes. The answers will be at the end of the page, so don’t peek.
- How do you make anti-freeze?
- Why did the cowboy aim his gun at the fan?
- What is the best way to avoid diseases caused by biting insects?
- What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
- How many apples grow on trees?
- If we breathe oxygen during the day, what do we breath at night?
- Did you know I was a life saver at the beach last year?
- What did the Invisible Man call his parents?
- What goes putt, putt, putt, putt?
- A rooster lays an egg on top of the hill. Which way does the egg roll?
- If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer’s field, how many F’s are in that?
- What animal can jump higher than the tallest tree?
- Put ice cubes in her bed.
- He was just shooting the breeze.
- Don’t bite any.
- Don’t sleep in your clothes.
- All of them.
- What flavor were you?
- His transparents.
- A bad golfer.
- Silly, roosters don’t lay eggs.
- There are no F’s in ‘that’.
- Any animal. Trees don’t jump.
Smile, laugh, now go back to work.