This Is How A World Class Chef, Like Myself, Will Cook Our Thanksgiving Turkey
1. Buy a turkey
2. Have a drink of Southern Comfort
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Have a double of Southern Comfort
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Have two doubles of Comfy Southern
7. Turn on oven the
8. Take four whisks of the drinky
9. Stuff the stuffing into the empty bottle of South End Comfort
10. Turk the basty
11. Another buttle of Soumfort Comfy to get
12. Stick a turkey in the themometer
13. Glass yourself a pour of Couthern Somfert
14. Bake the booze for four hours
15. Take the oven out of the turkey
16. Take the oven out of the turkey
17. Floor the turkey up off the pick
18. Turk the carvey
19. Get another cottle of Bothern Commfy
20. Tet the sable and take a long drink from the Comfort Southy
21. Bless the saying and pass and eat out.
I wish all of my readers a wonderful holiday. Eat Well.