December 17, 2017

It Is Time For A Holiday Laugh

By Paul Bieber

What do you call a baby Snowman?  A snow ball.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?  A Christmas quacker.

What did Adam say on the night before Christmas?  It’s Christmas, Eve.

Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?  Have you ever hear of Kentucky Fried Turkey?

Why does Santa live at the North Pole?  Because that’s where his house is.

What goes: Oh! Oh! Oh!  Santa walking backwards.

What is a female elf called?  A Shelf.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?  A lost clause.

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?  Santa Paws.

Why is Chanukah better than Christmas?  No roof damage from the reindeer.

I wish all of the readers of USGlass and our blogs a healthy and merry Christmas and a safe and prosperous New Year.