March 19, 2019

Sorry, I Just Couldn’t Resist

By Paul Bieber

I am so sorry that I am stooping to basic humor for this blog. A friend sent these to me and I just can’t resist sharing with you. I hope you share as well.

  • Which letter is silent in the word “scent,” the S or the C?
  • Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
  • Maybe it is oxygen that is slowly killing you and takes 75-100 years to fully work.
  • The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”
  • If you replace W with T in “What, Where and When,” you get the answer to each of them.
  • At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
  • If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
  • Why is there a D in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
  • Why isn’t a fireman called a waterman?
  • How come lipstick doesn’t do what is says?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
  • If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
  • How do you get off of a non-stop flight?
  • Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and sent by truck called SHIPMENT?
  • Why is it called rush hour when traffic moves at its slowest then?
  • What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
  • How comes noses run and feet smell?
  • Who thinks of this stuff?

Next week I am looking forward to seeing old and new friends for Glass Expo Northeast™ ’19.  Please bring a funny one-liner and we will laugh together.